Kylie: Seriously, You Better Work

Okay, so a few months ago I saw the video for Kylie Minogue's song "2 Hearts" and I was like goddammit, I need to get this single.

Went on iTunes, it was not there. I was pissed.

Anyway, after watching a spellbinding episode of The Biggest Loser tonight (IT WAS BANANAS!!! GO BLACK TEAM!!!) I went on the Tunes just cause and I finally saw her the album in which it is on (X)

Praise Him.

Why?

Cause besides "2 Hearts," old girl has got some jams. She is on some booty dropping, do the whoop kick. And she has been hangin' with some black folk. Just saying.

Do yourself a solid and download, "Nu-di-ty" and try not to work the runway in your home. And "Wow,"...she apparently went to see Daft Punk a few times last year.

Oh and she is wearing the fiercest pair of Christian Louboutin's in this video for "2 Hearts." Yeah, I'm obsessed.

I love this wee vamp.

http://www.myspace.com/kylieminogue

I'm Officially a Crazy Dog Person--The Sequel

I'm like, waiting for you in the dark while cutting myself and turning a light off and on a la Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction obsessed with this site:

http://dailypuppy.com/

Three songs I'm loving

With no introduction...okay, kinda:

Born Ruffians (how great is that name?!) "Foxes Mate for Life"...again, just gangsta
http://stereogum.com/archives/mp3/new-born-ruffians-foxes-mate-for-life_007839.html

She and Him "Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?"
http://stereogum.com/archives/mp3/new-she-him-zooey-deschanel-m-ward-why-do-you-let_007920.html

Apes & Androids "Golden Prize"
http://stereogum.com/archives/concert/apes-androids-mercury-lounge-nyc-11908_007782.html

It's too late for me to get pithy about these jams. Just listen and trust when I say I'm not mad at them at all.

Christian Louboutin

During the Christmas season I failed to exclaim from the mountain tops (well I told a lot of people) that my mister got me Christian Louboutin pumps for Xmas.

I went to Jeffery, with my dear friend Justin, because for some reason I was determined to spend stoopid amounts of cash for ANOTHER pair of black shoes. I saw the perfect pair, unfortunately they were in brown.

I decided to go back JUST in case and I dragged my mister with me, cause why not, it was a Friday night and I promised I would buy him a drank if he came with. We walked in and I saw them in black. Alas, they didn't have them in my size. You would not be wrong if you assumed my wee heart sank. The other man I ended up loving, the guy helping me, called the other story in Atlanta (yeah, I'm that extra) and found them. I proceeded to jump up and down and hug guy. He totally was amused by my antics. I go to the counter to pay. The mister throws down his credit card and in a deliciously Midwestern manner looks at me with a mix of love, amusement and disbelief says, "Merry Christmas." I truly love this man.

Moral of the story:

They are hot. Like I'm jealous of myself hot.

My dude rulz.

When Spring comes around those mothers are really going to get a workout (I've only worned them twice, like I want to fuck up that lovely red bottom in the winter!)

Miss Tanya totally knows where I'm coming from

I'm ridiculous and I don't care

Celebrity Rehab

I was supposed to hate this show. I was supposed to curse those that pitched and produced this program as being leeches on the ass of humanity. I was supposed to not give a fuck about some C/D/E level "celebrities" and their substance abuse problems.

That didn't happen.

I now think Bridgette Nielsen is one of the maternal creatures on Earth. I'm scared shit less that Jeff Conaway is going to die on camera. I want to hug that lil' American Idol castoff for having to deal with the aftermath of having a dead strung out-hooker mom PLUS give her a shout out for not being MORE fucked up. And Mary Carey? God bless that sad and sweet porn star. She really has a heart of gold. For real, I found myself tearing up during the first episode. And why the hell do I now think Dr. Drew Pinsky is kinda hot and I hope that if I ever fall off the rails he will save me?

Whatever. I love it and I have to move on.

Oh and I'm totally sucked into Rock of Love 2. Sigh.

Goddamn VH1.

Well, at least I still think Flavor of Love and I Love New York are setting the movement back so I haven't completely lost my mind. Right?