Reason #76 For Why I Love Maynard of Tool

Open the link and scroll down to April 9th.

http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/calendars/CHR.html

If any other musician pulled this I would probably roll my eyes and laugh but Maynard James Keenan rulz. And anyone that sings about "blood, shit and cum" in a song I ain't trying to fuck with.

Blessings.