Thursday, February 23, 2006

Songs I'm feeling

Here we go again:

1) "Get Down Moses"-Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros
Nothing better than the politico nature of the dearly departed Mr. Strummer--and an organ solo. Shit is on fire.

2) "Random"-Lady Sovereign
The hotness. Lil mama is the great white hope for UK hip-hop.

3) "(Do You Wanna Come) Walk With Me?"-Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan
A delicious mix of sex and innocence. Effin' sublime.

4) "Willie"-Cat Power
Soothing little dittie about a dude and his lady. Fresh.

5) "Dear Sons and Daughters of Hungry Ghosts"-Wolf Parade
The kinda song that makes you want to rush on stage with the band, grab a tamborine and sing along...while shaking your teets in recognition of how rad this whole moment is.

Happy iTuning!

You know what I hate?

That damn James Blunt song, "You're Beautiful"--or whatever the fuck it's called. It was tender and precious the first 3,878 times I heard it but I don't need to hear it EVERY morning on VH1.

I swear, the next time I hear it someone is going to get punched in their box.

A poor sucker is definately going down.

Hilarity on a Thursday

So I was getting my accountant on today...cause you know it's tax time and all...and I was coming in late to work. As usual I have my iPod on--too loud (shit is going to get me gang banged one day)--and I see this dude talking to me. So since I'm a nice trick (from California, duh) I took out an earbud and it went a something like this:

Me:"Um, excuse me?"
Brahman: "I just wanted to let you know that you are sexy."
Me: "Errr, thanks"
Brahman: "I get my foodstamps tomorrow, can I take you out to dinner?"
Me: (Trying to stiffle a laugh) "No thanks, I don't think my boyfriend would be jazzed (cause I like geriatic venacular) about that" (Now laughing)
Brahman: "Bring him. He can watch my car while we eat."

I love a dude that has game even on goverment assistance.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Seriously, I'm all up in the Olympics grill

Okay, it is 10:43pm, I have to get up at 6:20 am but I can't rip myself away from the ice dancing competition--go figure.

Seriously, the only folks I can recall from the ice dancing world are Torville & Dean...and they competed about 22 years ago...whatevs I'm riveted. Call it fruity if ya want but these fools are ATHLETES...these lifts are insane!

Maybe I'm glued to the screen because over the weekend it got real gangsta. See, the Italian duo were rocking their original dance...and then dude dropped his girl....and it got ugly--real quick. Like cut you in your face with a Hep-C infected needle dirty. After the fall homegirl got up and gave him the longest...we are talking 30 plus seconds long...look of pure rage. It was so bad my feelings got hurt. This went all the way backstage, and all the way up until today right as they went on the ice for their free skate. And guess what...they killed it.

For a second I was like drop the bitch, don't let her treat you like a damn fool, it was a motherfucking accident. My other feeling was shit, I know I trip when my man doesn't open a door for me or walks in front of me on the street, so this has got to be deep for her. I also wanted my man to come through because he would NEVER live this down if their performance was not money. Hell hath no fury like a woman that has been dropped on some hard ass ice.

They skated like their life depended on it--and lucky them they were skating in front of an Italian crowd that was acting like this was a Nascar event.

When they finished their routine---which the commentators made not ONE comment throughout---she looked up at dudino and them embraced him and gave him a kiss and he looked like was going to cry (which he did backstage). I was touched son, for real. The lady commentator then slayed me when she busted out from the silence, "Well I guess he is back on her good side." Yeah that was funny. And then, I think it's my man Dick Enberg, who has been way too dickish for my taste this go round, who said, "All the sweetness and light is out now." Yeah, I instantly thought of the group Lush and for an instant was hoping old Dick has Gala on his iPod.

Straight up bellissimo.

Okay, well let me get back to the action--the Bulgarians are up now and the Russians just finished--who were on fire. The possibility of getting a subsidized housing, a loaf of bread, and a pair of stonewashed jeans --back in your Eastern Bloc/Communist land--will put a little giddidy up in your step in trying to get the gold. I'm just saying.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Next...we're taking water polo!

Big shout out to Shani Davis for the being the FIRST "blick" to win an individual gold metal in a winter event in the Olympics.

This young man was raised by his single mother on the Southside of Chicago-- got mocked because didn't like basketball when he was growing up there (in the Michael Jordan era I guess that is blasphemous)--and got his black ass to the Olympics and won gold. Heart of a champion. This kid is the American dream--end of story. Watch out suckas...hockey is next on the list for the black man to run.

Tear...I'm proud.

Watch the footage of the magic here:
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2006/02/19/SPGJ0HBDM31.DTL

Get your read on here:
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2006/02/19/SPGJ0HBDM31.DTL

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Torino is getting it's Chelsea on...swalla!

For real. God bless Johnny Weir for gaying up men's figure skating like Kevin Aviance on a meth bender...this is how you do it.

Please read and watch the magic on Gawker.com.

http://www.gawker.com/news/olympics/we-wish-we-knew-how-to-quit-you-johnny-weir-155110.php

Sigh...I totally want to have all you can drank me-mosa Sunday brunch with princess.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Run devil...oh run you glorious devil!

Last Sunday night me and the mister went to see Jenny Lewis with The Watson Twins at the Angel Orensanz Foundation and bless my little soul for being "this" close to welling up because of how great this was. Sigh.

I shall proceed.

Get there and M. Ward is opening. I'm like who the eff is this joker cause I didn't hear him introduce himself and after 10 minutes I'm like all about the fool and then realize, "Oh snap, this is M. WARD! Mr. fancy pants musician/producer/bon vivant and friend of indie rockers from sea to shining sea." After that was out of the way dude get off the stage and it just turned real glorious*...

All of a sudden the lights go down and I heard the Jenny and the gals singing "Run Devil Run" and look down from the balcony and they are slowly walking from the back of the room to the stage all harmonizing and shit. Then they get on stage, old girl...that being Ms. Lewis, straps on her geetar and then they bust out into "The Big Guns" and it's a balls out hootenanny. There was no rhythm section, just another guitarist, the back-up singers, the Jenny and another dude getting his slide/keys on...and it was great!

She did almost ALL of the songs from her AMAZING solo album, Rabbit Fur Coat, and goddammit if that shite didn't hold up like a good bra. Hell. She was singing and I was swooning like a fool. The whole thing was like taken to church...there were even programs y'all...motherfucking programs! If they had passed along a collection plate I would have but a bill in the bitch. Swear to the Gyllenhaal I would.

Okay, so this is where she KILLED me. My favorite song on this album is "Born Secular". Now check it. The rest of the band leaves, except for my flame haired friend and her back-up singers. She gets behind the keyboard does her thing and lets out a voice that would have angels being like, "Oh shit, that bitch is trying to take my job!" While playing her keyboardist comes back...starts playing next to her...takes over...and then she and the Watson Twins leave the stage and SANG back down the aisle to the back of the room and just let their voices float to the rafters. Nah, for real, I totally had a tear perched in the corner of my left eye...cause that's the lazy one...ret to roll down. It was so beautiful.

They then come back for an encore, have everyone get up, pull out their hymnals and sing along on one last song. Big breath and sigh. I totally have a crush on her.

The joyous Jenny Lewis will be back in the NYC March 18th and YOU have to go. Don't sleep on this, I'm not kidding at all. I would make an appearence but I will flying to Vietnam for a two week jaunt with Mr. Read. Yeah, I'm bragging. I don't care.

Check out her website and the video for "Rise Up With Fists!" Has a 'Hee Haw' vibe about it plus Sarah Silverman and the adorable James Valentine of Maroon 5 is in it...dude plays on the album.
http://www.jennylewis.com/

*Um, yeah, Conor Oberst was also there but the mini-mogul gets so much press I don't feel the need to add to that. Oh, but special shout to Jim Jones of My Morning Jacket for rocking the mic too.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

You better turn on CNN...

...and pay your respects to Mrs. Coretta Scott King during her funeral. Please try and ignore that Bush is on stage with a retarded smirk on his face and know that Brothers Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton are there to make it better.

Best.funeral.ever. This is how you take it to the promise land. Amen!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/07/king.service/index.html

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Happy Black History Month!

REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But if you don't have a few extra minutes to let red, red blood run through the streets check out some of my favorite blick friendly flicks. During the shortest month of the year. We need to get January. Sigh.

Enjoy!

Fear of a Black Hat
http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=60028816&trkid=189530&strkid=32263113_0_0

Four Little Girls
http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=60003896&trkid=189530&strkid=8447102_0_0

A Patch of Blue
http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=60010035&trkid=189530&strkid=7020728_0_0

Hollywood Shuffle
http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=60020694&trkid=189530&strkid=21230105_0_0

Imitation of Life ("I'm white like Jesus mama!"--For real, this is some shit. Watch the Lana Turner version)
http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=60034247&trkid=189530&strkid=22329136_0_0

School Daze
http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=60004109&trkid=189530&strkid=26817517_0_0