Oh shit...SNL brought the funny son!

For real...not kidding...check it.

I have a new crush on Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

US Weekly

For the last three weeks I have gotten that bitch in the mail on Wednesday. Today is Thursday. It was not in my mail box. I'm blaming the impending transit strike. I'm truly the victim in all of this madness.

ANTM can suckit

I finally put down the shotgun and come off the ledge...and therefore I'm really to express my rage to those that have always been there for me.

I'm about to drop and get my eagle on...

What the motherfuck happened on America's Next Top Model?! Bad shit happens all the time, we all know that, right? Apocolyptic hurricanes, famine, AIDS, blah, blah, blah. What makes it official that we live in an evil world is the fact that Nik, clearly the most beautiful girl they have EVER had on that show, with the BEST body showcased on said show, can lose to that tired ass white girl Nicole. Now hear me out here, I love white people as much as the next black girl that grew up in a beach community/university town in Central California can, but what the eff is this shit about? If you are going to have someone beat Nik then she best be on point. And by on point she should be like, I don't know, Heidi Klum or some shit (as my friend Adrienne says, "She's the hottest white woman, hands down.")--I'll get to my love of the Klum later. I need to take a moment...(one, two, three, et al.)

Okay, so um, have you seen Nicole? She is like that random tall girl you went to high school with that is not ugly but not hot she's just there...but since she is mad thin and willowy that apparently makes people think she is a knockout. This girl is defensive, did a shitty job on the commericial they all had to do for Cover Girl for their last challenge and STILL won. I about jammed my foot up my own ass when Tyra was fawning over how pretty blandy McBland is, her "fierce walk" and a bunch of other nonsense. I have to say though, when Nik and her did their final runway show, pretty much a walk-off, Nicole killed it, I mean I was impressed. But um, shouldn't someone win ANTM for being, I don't know say, THE HOTTEST and pretty consistant throughout the whole season?! What is this bullshit about Nik being too fragile and shit to handle the "rough and tumble" world of modeling. Are you assholes high? She's supposed to wear clothes and be fierce, not be a goddamn neurosurgeon! I mean if you wanted her to wear couture while reporting on the atrocities of genocide a la Christiane Amanpour you might have a point, but that ain't the prize. Don't get it twisted! I'm pretty sure it's not that hard to figure out how to pony walk down a runway while rocking a vacant stare. It's called my morning walk to the subway.

That being said, eff this jokers...when I watch next season my heart won't be in it because I have been betrayed. Who am I kidding? I'm going to be just as wrapped up in that shit as always, just this time a wee bit of my soul will be removed as a tribute to Nik.

Man, I'm so pissed.

The wee shall inherit the Earth

I'll say it now...I love Sinead O'Connor's first album, The Lion and the Cobra, it's pure brilliance but I'm ready to put the smack down. Girl, feel free to rip up picture of the Pope until the saints come marching home but back off of Prince...that is just blasphemous. Damn.

SINEAD DISSES PRINCE
At Chicago's Vic Theatre on Tuesday night during her supporting tour for "Throw Down Your Arms," an album of reggae covers, SINEAD O'CONNOR made clear her determination to no longer perform the music that made her famous. Backed by Jamaican masters SLY AND ROBBIE and a six-piece band, O'Connor -- introduced as "Sister Sinead" -- shunned songs like her Number One hit "Nothing Compares 2 U," written by PRINCE. When an audience member called out "Prince!," O'Connor snapped, "Fuck that fucking midget!" The singer's reggae tour wraps February 28th in San Francisco.