Matt Lauer is a classy dude

How the FUCK Matt Lauer did not jump up and punch Tom Cruise in the throat when that punk ass bitch went at him about regarding Scientology is beyond me. Matt Lauer, you are a kind, kind man. 50 to 1 Mother Teresa would have called that mother a cunt and slapped him in the face with her rosary beads.

The last thing the public needs is a gaffawing poster child for aliens telling them that psychiatry is a sham, Ritalin should not be prescribed to people and that you can cure post partem depression with exercise and vitamins. By the way, Mr. Smarty Pants never finished high school and therefore didn't go to college but feels the need to run his mouth like an authority. Am I being elitist right now? Bet your sweet taint I am. Hey, Tom, if and when you slam your seed into Katie Holmes lets see what happens if the young lass gives birth and wants to drown the tyke and doesn't know why...good luck with L. Ron helping you with that one. I'm sure Pilates and a boost of B-Complex will make her feel supergood...yippee!

Man, Hollywood's version of humanity makes me want to kick a kitten.

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