Shit, just when you thought being the richest black woman was a lock

Racism...it's make an awesome comeback kids!

Oprah Upset by Hermes Snub and Weak Apology
Multi-media queen Oprah Winfrey isn't likely to return to any of Hermes' stores in the near future after being humiliated by store bosses in Paris, France. The luxury goods company was forced to issue an apology to Winfrey earlier this week, after the talk show host was turned away at the door of the Paris store last week, while she was shopping for a gift for pal Tina Turner. Security staff informed Winfrey that the store was closed for a public relations meeting, but the TV star's best pal and traveling companion Gayle King insists Oprah was treated badly. King says, "People were in the store and they were shopping. Oprah was at the door and she was not allowed into the store... It was one of the most humiliating moments of her life." Winfrey's pal also states that Oprah is upset by the Hermes' apology because "it implies that nothing offensive happened". Winfrey has called the president of Hermes in America, Robert Chavez, to inform him she will no longer be shopping in his stores. Oprah has also cancelled a bag she had on order from the store.

For real, I'm not on the Oprah is some god shit (yeah, that was a lowercase, I said a god...not GOD) but shit, let a bitch in. Seriously son, if it had been Julia Roberts, hell, even Doris Roberts they would have let em in. And don't try and fight me on this. Oprah makes dreams come true* if old girl wants to come into your store and drink the blood of orphaned Cambodians while shopping for silk scarves and having white women paint her toenails they so be it. That is what Oprah does.

But regardless, fuck the rich. They all need to get choked out. Oh and Hermes execs...you are so screwed. You messed with the wrong negress, the wrong one.

*Um, in case any of her producers see this I would be more than happy to be in the audience on one of those "Wildest Dreams" episode. I'm more than willing to look like a complete FUCKING LUNATIC so I can get an all expensed paid vacation for me and a loved one. My pride is quite malleable.