Congrats...

...to Mr. Keanu Reeves for getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He is hot. I love River's Edge and Point Break. He is hot. If Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen can get a damn star so can Ke-Ke. Now everyone stop being mean to him cause he appears to be slow...he is hot. And I bet he is a nice man.

Thank you very much.

By the way...John Leguizamo is on The Daily Show and is wearing a white and green velour track suit. That is fierce.