Rollerskating will NEVER not be fierce

Check this out kids...

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19Bring your roller skates and a legwarmer full of nostalgia to the OfficeOps Rock 'n' Rollerskate party out in Bushwick. You know the shpeel by now: bands play in a cage while the hip 'n' wholesome kids skate circles around them. Tonight's lineup includes the funky electropop trio Mobius Band, Hockey Night and Metric Mile. OfficeOps, 57 Thames St., Williamsburg, Brooklyn, (718) 418-2509. 9 p.m. $5.

I have been two times and it is too much fun for one person to handle. You get there (early!), pay 5 clams, get some old ass skates (those bad ass brown ones you use to rock like a hurricane back in the day) and you wild out...it's that easy. NicFit and I were rollerdancing like FOOLS and as my cute little dress flew up (many times) when I was workshopping some moves I didn't care. Wonder why? Well first off, I had cute panties on and secondly...I WAS JUST HAVING FUN!

Really, if you don't want to skate just go out to see how many white kids thought they were cool enough to kick it in Bushwick (sorry to break it to y'all...it is still Bushwick, you will get a beat down sooner than later, remember that...fools need to STAY scurred sometimes!). And for shits and giggles watching youngsters try to skate and drink at the same time is pure entertainment. There is nothing funnier than hipsters falling out while skating around a band, try and and argue with me on this one. The people here really enjoy themselves and that is just really sexy.

In summation, and in the immortal words of Jerri Blank, "good times, good times".

Have Fun!