Poor baby...if only he had won 45 MORE metals none of this would have happened

Dummy.

Dude, you are not cute enough to try to pull this punk move and have me NOT mention it...

Phelps cited for DUI
Salisbury, MD (Sports Network) - Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps was arrested last week for driving under the influence of alcohol.
The 19-year-old Phelps, who won a record-tying eight medals in Athens this summer, including six golds, was pulled over for failing to observe a stop sign late Thursday night. He was then charged with the DUI, failing to obey a stop sign and violating a license restriction.
Phelps was released into the custody of a friend a little more than an hour later.
The swimmer from suburban Baltimore was introduced to the crowd Sunday night prior to the Ravens' game against the Cleveland Browns.