This is getting to be really unfair, for real. Sigh...

So not only did my pal Toni Ann see Gael Garcia Bernal in her West Village nabe (this a few days after my girl Renee saw him in the East Village) she JUST saw that big old burly man's man Benicio Del Toro. Come on now! I mean, I'm the one that hearts these motherfuckers...it's not cool, not cool at all.

I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that the man upstairs doesn't think it is a good time for me to meet these men. I mean, maybe they need to work some shit out or something before they get to experience the wonder or me. I got tricks and shit, they have no idea.

As Artie says, damb, damb, damb...