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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes expecting a baby

Associated Press

NEW YORK — Let the couch-jumping begin: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby.
Holmes' pregnancy was reported Wednesday by People magazine. The couple have been dating since April and became engaged in June.
"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," Lee Anne Devette, Cruise's spokeswoman, told People.
It would be Holmes' first child. Cruise has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.
No further details were available. Devette added that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better."
Cruise, 43, is now shooting Mission: Impossible 3.