My time on Earth almost ended Wednesday night...

...when I opened my mailbox and saw Gael Garcia Bernal on the cover of Time Out New York. There is a good chance that I will be signing up for intensive Spanish lessons and moving to Mexico City. Hopefully I will be able to continue my blogging days from there...

For real, there ain't a prettier young man around (shut up, Johnny Depp is still the bee's knees but dude is over 40 now and there is a new sheriff in town). Most of these young bucks in today's acting game need to roll with Senor Bernal, watch how the truly sexy carry on and just cry...because they will NEVER have it themselves! If he don't watch out he is going to hurt someone by just existing. Lord have mercy...his parents must be thanked.

Oh yeah, he's a great actor too...but we will talk about that when The Motorcycle Diaries and Bad Education come out. And then we will reflect on his brillant performance in Amoros Perros. Now it's just time to be shallow and pornographic towards the lad...and I mean that in the most respectful way. See I'm doing my part for NAFTA.