Somewhere Colin Powell is flipping over a TV set

Breaking news y'all: Rumsfeld is stepping down.

Seriously, you knew this was coming. He couldn't really focus on finally getting Britney now that she and K-Fed are no longer, you know with having to deal with this pesky war and all.

Man, Bush sure knows how to hire some fall guys.

Well played. Well played...

By the by...love that this is on the Comedy Central website. Zing!
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/