Oh snap...homegurl done gone and tripped!

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:57 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

If he had never serenaded her with the refrain, "Ohhh baby I like it rawww..." from ODB's "Shimmy, Shimmy Ya" none of this would have happened. That shit can and WILL backfire on you. Damb...Glenn Close would be proud. Thanks Vanessa for sending to me before lunch, really, I appreciate it.