Lady of Leisure: Part One

Okay, so here I go again...

I'm sorry*

I'm sorry that I'm a lazy jackhole that loves to read all up on blogs and then decides to forsake hers.

There is no reason.

I mean especially now since I QUIT my job in May and my final day in the big house was June 15.

Hallelujah and holla back.

Anyway, this is my first attempt in getting back in the game.

I mean shit, since my last post I...

...moved in with my mister and neither one of us has ended up on NY1 for some domestic violence snafu. Yes, true love does exist...

...almost died in the midst of 60,000 rapid fans for the reunited Rage Against the Machine extravaganza at Coachella. Watching my life flash--then slo-mo--in front of my eyes was kinda almost worth it...

...rolled up on Lady Miss Kier (of "Groove is in the Heart" fame...swoon)--at said Coachella--and just gushed how awesome she is. I still have that first Deee-Lite album on cassette son...

...got my Learner Permit and finally started taking driving lessons. I feel like I'm 16, need to be smoking at a Denny's and be dispondant. It's a glorious feeling...

...did I mention that not having a job thing? And that I'm taking the summer off? It's a good look...

Wow, it feels nice to be back.

Shoot, I really do feel self-important don't I?

Them the breaks.

*This apology is really for Artie. Head hanging in shame.