Moving is a One-Legged Bitch With Malaria

Me and the mister are in the midst of looking for a 2 bedroom and I really think I want to slam my head in a wall. It's totally confirmed that I'm an uppity bitch that has certain criteria that must be met. Thank the Lord this man is patient because I would have slapped me by now. Anyhoo, if you know of any great spots (for rent...don't rush us into buying yet, okay!!! That was some New York sensitivity right there) in Fort Greene/Clinton Hill or Park Slope/Prospect Heights I will love you forever. Like after death love. Or I will buy you a bottle of booze. Maybe a malaysian house boy/girl. Whatever you want, I'm giving it.