Meet my new best friend

Here name is Brandy*. She's funny as dick...and trust me, I know funny and I know dick.

http://www.brandyforsale.blogspot.com

*Okay, I don't know her, I just found her blog when I was reading reviews on Panjiba.com...but for real, I'm sure we would get on like a house on fire cause I'm cragy personable...and stuff. I mean my mom thinks so and Mr. Read told me I was over drinks last week so I'm pretty sure I got that on lock. No, I'm not being defensive, just breaking shit down. Wow, I need to lay off the crank, it makes me testy.

Have a good weekend!

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