Gold Smold

I still can't stand that little beast Carly Patterson. She's just a flexible Amanda Bynes lookalike that needs her spirit crushed. That being said, I totally missed the Woman's Gymnastics All Around so I didn't have the chance to kick my TV over when she got the gold. Sometimes an open bar event(and a gift bag) makes you realize that the Olympics can't keep you warm at night...but free booze sure as hell can.